New Top 10 Simpsons Episodes of All Time

I have been giving this a lot of thought lately, as I pour over my coveted Simpsons DVDs (I bought or had purchased for me the first 12 Seasons, although I have access to all now 22 seasons.)

And I have decided that my top 10 currently excludes one of my absolute favorite Simpsons Episodes which is, "The PTA Disbands" which has such great lines such as:

Lisa: I'm losing my perspicasity
Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you look

and

Krabappel: We'll see about that. Especially for that Purple Monkey Dishwasher part.

and

Jasper: Looking out the window; that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals; that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe, you bet that's a paddlin'.

and

Marge: It took the children 40 minutes to locate Canada on a Map.
Homer: Well, Canada is hard to find, all tucked away down there.

and many, many, More.

Thus, I hereby unveil my new favorite top 10 with their best one-liners.

1. Will always be Bart's Comet.
Lisa: The crazy thing is, that everything happened just the way Dad said it would.
Homer: I know, I'm scared too.

2. Homer the Heretic
Lisa: Dad, are you saying that you're giving up your faith?
Homer: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, yeah.

3. Weekend at Burnsies
Homer *stoned*: Wow, wow. God does so much for us and asks so little in return.

4. Little Girl in the Big 10
Lugash: You girls were all great. Here is your cats back, good as new.
Girl: I had a dog.
Lugash: Is cat now!

5. Homer's Enemy
Homer: Take the out to the ball game, take me out to the ball.

6. The PTA Disbands
Soldier: Their white flags are no match for our muskets!

7. Home Sweet Home Diddily home dudily
Homer: In order to find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders... My name is Ned Flanders and I am a big four-eyed lamo who wears the same stupid sweater every day and- TO THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!

8. You Only Move Twice
Homer: I'm gonna miss this town.
Lisa: But dad, aren't we moving because we hate it here.
Homer: Oh yeah, so long stinktown!

9. Missionary Impossible
Homer: Save me Jebus!

10. The Old Man and the C Student
Lisa: Bart, we got to get the old folks home to the Old Folks' Home!

And there you have it, a new top 10 of the longest running sitcom of all time. Simpsons gurus unite!